#both of em honestly

[fairsweetlonging]

thinking about crowyuan saving liu qingge from his qi deviation and disappearing before he can fully wake up so he won't be recognized (him being a demon and all), but it causes liu qingge to accidentally mistake him for shen qingqiu.

there is a massive fight during the next peak lord meeting, with liu qingge accusing shen qingqiu of saving his life and not taking responsibility for it as if it's a war crime, while shen qingqiu keeps denying he had anything to do with it and if he had saved liu qingge, he'd be rubbing it in his face every chance he got.

it escalates and escalates until liu qingge, red with embarrassment and anger, points at shen qingqiu and says "you were cradling me in your arms!" and shen qingqiu explodes.

mu qingfang tries to calm them down by saying that perhaps liu qingge hallucinated, which is not uncommon for a qi deviation, but that sets off some of the other peak lords who now start teasing him for "dreaming of shen qingqiu coming to rescue him", and of course that only makes it worse.

liu qingge refuses to let it go and starts bringing shen qingqiu his victories to try and pay off his debt, because he is an honorable man and he will not let shen qingqiu get away with this!!

meanwhile shen yuan is watching it from a distance wondering whether he made it better or worse by stepping in.

[nerdynanny]

100% of news reporters recommend alien dick.

[puppyeared]

boys night

[age-of-moonknight]

“Khonshu: Strikefile,” Moon Knight: Fist of Khonshu (Vol. 1/2024), #0.

Writer: Jed MacKay; Penciler and Inker: Alessandro Cappuccio; Colorist: Rachelle Rosenberg; Letterer: Cory Petit

[tavi-calypso]

Mmm, yeah. Claptrap.

Gif is also, totally unrelated.

The fact you chose my LEAST favorite borderlands character is so fucking funny to me. You had no way of knowing which makes it 10x better.

If you had to guess,

Who’s my favorite BL character.

Ah. Tough question. Claptrap??? Gif unrelated

[cattewife]

it has been brought up before but. y'know the little details in tissue use that tell you something about a character. like whether they use the same one(s) until they are totally useless or if they pull a new one for each and every sneeze or blow. or if they use a handkerchief instead. just thinking about it.

[nibbelraz]

He'll give in if he looks at him

[anartisticdreamer0]

after hearing how phil put himself in danger

chay: do you really want us to rely on my papa for cookies every week

phil: i- okay he’s just very busy with the youtube thing

lullah: EVEN BETTER what if we have to rely on MY dad

phil: PFFT OKAY OKAY YOUVE MADE YOUR POINT

[imminent-danger-came]

There is a distinct difference between "something good with flaws" and "something bad that's almost good" me thinks

[kurakuradon]

🍬🍭𝓈𝒾𝒸𝓀𝑒𝓃𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓁𝓎 𝓈𝒶𝒸𝒸𝒽𝒶𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑒 🍭🍬

[useradeers-tf2-problem]

Click for better quality!

Now that I think about it, I've never seen Momma Scout as a scout. Here is a flat color reduced + full piece + headshots.

Freckled Jem. Also I am 100% sure his mama has those stupidly big teeth as well. I also headcanon she's first-gen french immigrant so Scout speaks French from both sides.

Actually hmu if you want to know all my headcanons.

Also this is in fact my typical digital style, the one you saw for sniper was unusual, I wanted it to be a painted piece so that's why the line art is more... Wonky.

[pocketramblr]

To Me, the Malone boys are Robby, Ricky, Johnny, and Sonny, and the girls are Mattie, Pattie, Minnie, and Sissie, and Bruce is just hoping Duke never decides to run in that op because he's not sure if the kid continuing the bit or stopping it would get Matches punched faster

[lqvesoph]

landoscar are such great team players

[thecoolsquirrel]

Addition to that Little mermaid Au you made.

Ace doing the “he’s a GUY” because he worries Azul is just in for the throne.

Deuce is just in the middle of “should we trust this strange man that our friend says it’s the same one that saved them from drowning?”

But it would be funny he sees azul turn into a octo merman, kicking the door down after Ace’s line of “he’s just a guy” and going “HE IS A MERMAID”

And Ace, after the surprise, goes “well, he’s just a MERMAN”. The homie just doesn’t trust Azul, mermaid or not lmao.

MY GUYS? MY LITTLE GUYS in the au?? yes yes yes

🥺please thats so cute theyre gonna be dunking on azul the entire time

[afeatherypileofjunk]

Pilby doesn't have a canon height so I'm only going off of assumptions here. But the conclusion I came to is that Pilby should be around 4'7 (assuming that regretevator follows the 5'5 height for players)

[robby-bobby-tommy]

I dunno why but it's one of the funniest moments in TF:Exodus. Like, the way Megatron just ignores Shockwsve's words makes me think it wasn't the first time. Like "yeah, yeah, you might desire to conduct an inhumane experiment on me, but check out my new name".

But Shockwave and Soundwave are such good besties. No questions asked, just be who u wanna be.

Also my personal hc that Shockwave and Megatron met through Soundwave. 2waves already knew each other, cuz Shock used to patch Sound up. And after Megatronus fought Soundwave, the latter was very interested in his opponent, so he sent Laserbeak Rumble and Frenzy to spy on the best gladiator. He wasn't really happy with cassettes following him, but once they explained themselves he decided to meet with Soundwave again. After they've gotten closer and became brothers in arm, Sound decided to introduce gladiator doctor/unhumain scientist. Megatron really wasn't happy with Shockwave using gladiator's corpses for his own caprice. Yet he was still useful for the cause so he had to tolerate scientist. After all of them became kinda close. They had a very strange type of friendship, but it worked and no one complained.